Friday, June 14, 2013

Holiday with the southern kin

First look at The Resort.

The Brother and I are wondering what makes a resort a resort? Here are our criteria in no particular order:

1. Must be at a natural location: beach, lake, mountain
2. Must require a map to get around the resort
3. Must have a pool
4. Must a golf, seaonal
5. Must have a "business center"
6. Must have multiple keys or codes to get in
7. All inclusive by being exclusive
8. Must have a bad restaurant, or mediocre at best
9. Any addition items that you want or need or heaven forbid forgot will cost 3 times the normal price
10. Must have pre-planned activities and entertainment

More to come!

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